>NICKNAMES > > > If Laura, Kate and > Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, > Kate and Sarah. > If Mike, Dave and > John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as > Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. > > > > EATING OUT > > > > When the bill > arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even > though it's only for $32.50. None of them will > have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want > change back. > When the girls get > their bill, out come the pocket calculators. > > > > > MONEY > > > > A man will pay $2 for > a $1 item he needs. > A woman will pay $1 > for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on > sale. > > > > BATHROOMS > > > > A man has six items > in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving > cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . > The average number of > items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A > man would not be able to identify more than 20 of > these items. > > > > ARGUMENTS > > > > A woman has the last > word in any argument. > Anything a man says > after that is the beginning of a new argument. > > > > > FUTURE > > > > A woman worries about > the future until she gets a husband. > A man never worries > about the future until he gets a wife. > > > > > SUCCESS > > > A successful man is > one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > > A successful woman is > one who can find such a man. > > > > MARRIAGE > > > A woman marries a man > expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > A man marries a woman > expecting that she won't change, but she does. > > > > > DRESSING UP > > > A woman will dress up > to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer > the phone, read a book, and get the mail. > > A man will dress up > for weddings and funerals. > > > NATURAL > > > > Men wake up as > good-looking as they went to bed. > Women somehow > deteriorate during the night. > > > > OFFSPRING > > > Ah, children. A > woman knows all about her children. She knows about > dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite > foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. > A man is vaguely > aware of some short people living in the house. > > > > > THOUGHT FOR THE DAY > > A married man should forget his mistakes. There's > no use in two people remembering the same thing! > > > > SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor > and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy > reading it. > > > Proof > that Men Have Better Friends. > > > > Friendship among Women: > > A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning > she told her husband that she had slept over at a > friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best > friends. None of them knew anything about > it. > > > > > Friendship among Men: > > A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he > told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's > house. The woman called her husband's 10 best > friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and > two said he was still there.
There's a serious need for me to blog right now. Right now, i'm beginning to think of something so serious, i just felt the need to accomplish it asap.
My goals for the year.
Fuck the other shit stuffs about school. The semester is gonna end soon. It'll be then marked as the end of my year 3 life, and i will soon graduate from school. And i'm never gonna lose this opportunity to grab every chance i have during my poly life. I have to do this, or else it's not going anywhere...
And i don't wanna end up one day regretting not to go for it during my poly years, and got stucked in working life.
I'm bored! And after so long of not posting here, i shall start off the freaking day at fyp with a post. lol Today marks the last day of week 4 of fyp. It's like, one month gone~~~ two months to go~~~ =.=
But whatever it is, i'm still bored =.=
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Ok i think i shall do a short summary of what's been happening around me...
-Bored -I have no life -Band is torturous, but i somehow enjoyed it -My sore throat is coming out... again! -My left jaw is still painful -My legs are still feeling shiok bcoz of the napfa training yesterday -I beginning to like napfa training. lol -Looking forward to next week -Facebook and Youtube has been my favourite pastime these few weeks -I still dun prefer f(x) coz they're still new -I like yesterday's sectionals -Next weekend got section outing -Felt a need to find new entertainment sources -I still love SNSD, esp Jessica =D -It's been awhile since i've chionged on games =.= -Is BROKE -Is rather sian of the things around him, i think -I wun rest in peace until all of my problems are solved *thumbs up!*
Bored. Super bored. Even with games, i still felt so bored.
And tomorrow's fasting month. Means, no P no H not even thoughts of them. =.= And no bitching, no vulgarities, no swearing and cursing, no grudges, no hateful feelings, no anger and no SNSD!!! T_T
Well kinda sleepy now. Feel like sleeping very soon and wake up tmr morning for breakfast. And also to change my sleep timing hehe.
ipod/itouch/PSP blue
a pair of good drumsticks
a good Trombone + soft case (seriously)
headphones! the bigger the better lol
personal piano keyboard? lol